2006 Vintage: The Banana

I’m “peeling” great about the future.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

@Oracle_Says02/03/2010 00:07I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Marla_Singer_Fan05/15/2013 15:51A joke for the end of the world.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/15/2004 03:36The future is laughing at us.

@Kill_Bill_Bride04/07/1997 20:51I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Gremlins_Gizmo01/10/2003 00:55Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/13/1998 20:39Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Guestbook_Signer11/14/2007 17:24Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Infoseek_Explorer05/29/2003 06:38Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Troll_Face_Real08/22/1999 07:55Problem? No, just laughs!