2014 Classic: The Worst Screen Couple Special
Why Kirk Cameron and his ego? Because in Saving Christmas, the only person Kirk was really interested in talking to was himself. Part of the 36… Read More »2014 Classic: The Worst Screen Couple Special
2013 Legacy: The “Battle of the Year” Failure
Why Chris Brown? For proving that being a dancer doesn’t automatically make one a movie star. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Battle of the Year” Failure
2012 Archive: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 2880×1800 the “New King”? Because you could see the atoms in your spreadsheet. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Archive: The Laptop Resolution
2012 Legacy: The Alabama Shakes “Boys & Girls”
Why Brittany Howard? For the voice that sounded like it was born in 1965 and transported to 2012 to save soul music. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Alabama Shakes “Boys & Girls”
2011 Legacy: The Mavs’ Revenge
Why did LeBron James and Dwyane Wade stop making fun of Dirk Nowitzki’s cough? Because Dirk gave them a fever in the Finals, winning the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Mavs’ Revenge
2011 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code for more emeralds. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Number
I’m “counting” my likes. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Toy Story 3 Trauma
I went in to see some talking toys and I came out a 25-year-old man sobbing in a public theater because a pink bear was… Read More »2010 Archive: The Toy Story 3 Trauma
2010 Vintage: The New Jersey Nets 12-70
Why was the arena so empty? Because they started the season 0-18 and became the worst team in NBA history, making even the cheerleaders want… Read More »2010 Vintage: The New Jersey Nets 12-70
2010 Classic: Worst Actress
Why The Four “Gal Pals” from SATC 2? For taking a show about empowerment and turning it into a 146-minute commercial for things nobody can afford.… Read More »2010 Classic: Worst Actress