2017 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Damien Chazelle become the youngest winner? Because the Academy loves a prodigy, especially one who likes old movies and jazz. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Best Director Win
2017 Vintage: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Amos
2016 Vintage: The Pokédex Bible Study
The youth ministry rebranding their weekly lesson as a “spiritual gym battle,” completely losing the interest of the church elders who think the kids are… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokédex Bible Study
2016 Vintage: The Mike Posner Fan
“I took a pill in Ibiza… to show the light bulb I was cool.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Mike Posner Fan
2015 Legacy: The Internet Explorer Funeral
Why was the tech nerd wearing black? He was holding a wake for Internet Explorer, even though he hadn’t opened the browser since 2009. Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Internet Explorer Funeral
2015 Vintage: The Minions Everywhere
“Why are there Minions on my bananas?” “Because in 2015, marketing executives decided that everything needs to be yellow and speak gibberish.” Part of the 56 Adult… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Minions Everywhere
2014 Classic: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of users. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Annie Remake’s Autotune
Why was it hit? Because Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan was so loud and off-key that even the orphans were looking for a way out… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Annie Remake’s Autotune
2014 Classic: The Worst Screen Couple Special
Why Kirk Cameron and his ego? Because in Saving Christmas, the only person Kirk was really interested in talking to was himself. Part of the 36… Read More »2014 Classic: The Worst Screen Couple Special
2014 Classic: The “Hotline Bling” Pre-dance
Why was the boss moving his arms like that? He was practicing his “Corporate Groove” for the holiday party. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Hotline Bling” Pre-dance