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2009 Classic: The Proposal

 Why was Sandra Bullock in Alaska? Because in 2009, she realized that the only way to avoid deportation was to dance with Betty White in the woods.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger04/04/2011 18:24M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Clueless_Cher06/29/1995 14:10As if! This is too funny.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/18/2014 22:44Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/16/2001 15:38I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Men_In_Black_K03/06/2003 22:57We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@CatDog_Alone09/26/1995 19:39One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

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