2014 Classic: The Pear

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

@Encarta_User11/21/1995 19:54I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Encarta_Explorer05/07/2012 02:07I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Titanic_Jack09/16/2008 05:10I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Beavis_Cornholio12/12/2004 17:45I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Goosebumps_Kid12/09/2013 15:24Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/08/1998 13:48Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Noob_Slayer_X08/11/1998 07:35Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Challenge_Acc06/13/2014 00:18Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!