2022 Archive: The Morbius Fan
“It’s Morbin’ time! (to change the light bulb).” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and Corn archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Morbius Fan
2022 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2022 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2022 Archive: The “About Damn Time” Lizzo
It’s bad bitch o’clock, it’s thick-thirty. 2022 is the year of “High Energy Self-Love.” Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar… Read More »2022 Archive: The “About Damn Time” Lizzo
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Icon
One, but they do it while listening to ‘Unstoppable’ on TikTok and wearing a ‘Coastal Grandmother’ outfit. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Icon
2021 Legacy: The 2021 Final Emmy Vibe
Why “Back to Normal”? Because despite the tent and fewer guests, the prestige, gowns, and British accents were all back in their rightful place. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Final Emmy Vibe
2021 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s ‘Smart-Ring’ buzzed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Vax-Passport’ app just updated.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race… Read More »2021 Classic: The Pager
2021 Vintage: The “Anakin and Padme” Meme
Why was the conversation so repetitive? “I’m going to make the best turkey ever.” “For the whole family, right?” “…For the whole family, right?!” Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Anakin and Padme” Meme
2020 Legacy: The Zoom Audio Standoff
Spending the first fifteen minutes of a family video call screaming “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?” into a laptop display while Grandpa aggressively taps the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom Audio Standoff
2020 Legacy: The Enola Holmes Fourth Wall
Why Millie Bobby Brown? For proving that being Sherlock’s sister is 10% deduction and 90% looking at the camera and winking. Part of the 35… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Enola Holmes Fourth Wall
2019 Vintage: Parasite (US Premiere)
Why were we looking at basements? Because Bong Joon-ho made a masterpiece that proved “subtitles are just a one-inch-tall barrier” and that peaches are actually… Read More »2019 Vintage: Parasite (US Premiere)