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2008 Classic: The Corn

 This pun is “shucking” awful.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor08/03/2003 20:56Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Married_With_Kids07/13/2008 05:37Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@C++_Dev_9811/18/1999 05:38I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/18/2009 21:02Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Beanie_Campbell09/11/1995 03:58True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Reddit_Original04/22/1996 22:43The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Friendster_Ghost08/11/2006 12:40Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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