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2019 Vintage: Parasite (US Premiere)

 Why were we looking at basements? Because Bong Joon-ho made a masterpiece that proved “subtitles are just a one-inch-tall barrier” and that peaches are actually a weapon.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder10/15/2007 03:57I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Hotmail_Checker07/08/2006 09:46Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Linux_Distro_Fan11/03/2010 18:55Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Binary_Boy01/15/2007 04:3901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/14/2002 19:20My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Blogger_Default04/16/1995 06:40Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Retweet_King05/08/2008 08:16RT if you think this is funny!

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