2010 Vintage: The New Jersey Nets 12-70
Why was the arena so empty? Because they started the season 0-18 and became the worst team in NBA history, making even the cheerleaders want… Read More »2010 Vintage: The New Jersey Nets 12-70
2009 Classic: The Proposal
Why was Sandra Bullock in Alaska? Because in 2009, she realized that the only way to avoid deportation was to dance with Betty White in… Read More »2009 Classic: The Proposal
2008 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The Cake
2008 Legacy: The AC/DC “Black Ice”
Why the Wal-Mart exclusive? For the legends proving that if you play three chords loud enough, you can still have a #1 album in 2008.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The AC/DC “Black Ice”
2008 Classic: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” awful. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $5 latte? He argued that “inflation” was a breach of his personal “financial peace of mind.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Coffee Price
2008 Archive: The Pink “Funhouse”
Why the “So What”? For Pink turning her divorce into a high-energy rock-pop anthem that ruled the charts. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2008 Archive: The Pink “Funhouse”
2007 Archive: The Kaká Ballon d’Or
Why was he the best in the world? Because in 2007, he was the only player who could make running past an entire defense look… Read More »2007 Archive: The Kaká Ballon d’Or
2006 Vintage: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2006 Vintage: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified