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2003 Archive: The Heatwave in Europe

Why were French politicians in trouble? Because they were on vacation while 15,000 people died in the heat, proving that in France, “August” is more sacred than “Public Health.”

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena10/30/1995 20:11By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/20/2002 17:01I see funny people... everywhere!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/23/2000 12:57Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Tech_Support_Guy11/09/1999 06:53Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@SoundBlaster_AWE07/27/2000 23:07Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Chain_Mail_Hater01/31/1995 17:50I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Futurama_Fry_M02/12/2001 10:46Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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