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2000 Classic: The Thermostat

 She says the house is so cold she’s starting to see her own breath—and it’s judging her.

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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What are the two worst things...
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
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A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »
The Perfect Husband
My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so mu...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly,...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »
60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
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The Gift of Silence
Finding the perfect gift is an art form in any relationship.For m...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/31/2014 21:22Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Firewire_Fan12/13/2007 02:00Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Bam_Margera_Fan04/30/2009 00:49Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Ninja_Turtle_R10/22/1998 19:59Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/04/2009 20:42I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@AOL_Chat_Veteran04/02/2003 09:09Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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