2013 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have a smartwatch on both wrists? One for the billable hour, one for the billable second. Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Power Move
2013 Vintage: The Scientist
“We’ve found the Voyager 1 has left the solar system, but I still can’t find a bulb that doesn’t flicker in the wind.” Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Scientist
2013 Vintage: Vine
She tried using Vine to record 6-second videos of my failures. She complained it wasn’t nearly enough time to list why I shouldn’t have bought… Read More »2013 Vintage: Vine
2012 Legacy: The “Some Nights” Fun.
I still don’t know what I stand for, but I know I love this choir-pop sound. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Some Nights” Fun.
2011 Vintage: The Mike Trout Debut
Why was nobody paying attention? Because he was a 19-year-old in Anaheim and we didn’t know he was about to become the best player of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Mike Trout Debut
2011 Archive: The Captain America Muscles
Why the “Skinny Steve”? For a CGI effect so good it made everyone in 2011 feel bad for a guy who was actually Chris Evans.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Captain America Muscles
2011 Vintage: The Arrow
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arrow. / Arrow who? / Arrow (I-know) you’re there, I took an arrow to the knee! Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Arrow
2011 Legacy: The Patent War
Why did the patent lawyer buy a new house? Because Apple and Samsung couldn’t decide who invented the “rectangle with rounded corners.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Patent War
2011 Vintage: The 2011 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Checkmark”? Because we finished the Iraq war, finished bin Laden, and realized the 21st century was only 11%… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 2011 Final Vibe
2010 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did Logorama win? Because the Academy loves a movie where every character is a corporate logo—it felt just like a studio meeting. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Best Animated Short