Why was it the “Year of the Checkmark”? Because we finished the Iraq war, finished bin Laden, and realized the 21st century was only 11% finished.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Iron Beam" Hype
Why did Israel start talking about lasers in 2023? Because shooti...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Nuclear" Exercise (Steadfast Noon)
Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
One does not simply read one joke.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.