Why was nobody paying attention? Because he was a 19-year-old in Anaheim and we didn’t know he was about to become the best player of the next decade.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
The farce is strong with this one!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.