Why was the holiday so “regal”? Because every time someone walked into the room, the kids shouted “Oh snap!” and started singing about the bridge falling down.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I see you... laughing!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?