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2011 Legacy: The Patent War

 Why did the patent lawyer buy a new house? Because Apple and Samsung couldn’t decide who invented the “rectangle with rounded corners.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/29/2009 09:30Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Twister_Chaser08/10/1997 00:37A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/08/2002 00:22At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Simpson_Quotes01/30/2009 11:41D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Diva_Plavalaguna12/09/2004 23:11The highest note of humor!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/09/2014 12:51The magic man... is laughing!
@Rick_Roller_0707/24/2006 06:02Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Mondo_Media_X01/25/1999 07:52Top tier web animation humor!

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