Why did the patent lawyer buy a new house? Because Apple and Samsung couldn’t decide who invented the “rectangle with rounded corners.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
The highest note of humor!
The magic man... is laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Top tier web animation humor!