2022 Legacy: The Elvis Biopic Hype
Why was the Uncle shaking his hips? Because Austin Butler made everyone think they could pull off a pink suit and a Southern drawl while… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Elvis Biopic Hype
2022 Legacy: Saint Javelin
Why did a handheld missile become an icon in 2022? Because it proved that “Fire and Forget” is the most effective way to handle a… Read More »2022 Legacy: Saint Javelin
2022 Classic: Ariana DeBose’s “West Side” Win
Why was her win so special? Because 60 years after Rita Moreno won for the same role, Ariana proved that “Anita” is the official lucky… Read More »2022 Classic: Ariana DeBose’s “West Side” Win
2021 Vintage: The “Ted Lasso” Vibe
Why did the boss put a “BELIEVE” sign over the door? Because he’s trying to be a “Wholesome Leader” while still denying everyone’s vacation requests.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Ted Lasso” Vibe
2021 Archive: The French Dispatch Symmetry
Why the three stories? For the most “Wes Anderson” movie ever made, where every frame was so perfect it looked like it was measured with… Read More »2021 Archive: The French Dispatch Symmetry
2021 Archive: The Power of the Dog Bath
Why Benedict Cumberbatch? For a performance so “cowboy” that he refused to wash for months, making his co-stars the real heroes of the production. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Power of the Dog Bath
2021 Archive: Lil Nas X (Montero)
Why was he sliding down a pole to hell? Because in 2021, he decided to win the internet by giving the devil a lap dance… Read More »2021 Archive: Lil Nas X (Montero)
2020 Legacy: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the guy with the perfect Wi-Fi? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who could see the witness’s lies in… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Jury Selection
2020 Classic: The “Say So” Doja Cat
The official song of every girl trying to record a TikTok while her mom walks in the background with a vacuum cleaner. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Say So” Doja Cat
2019 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the “The Way” philosophy. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified