2017 Vintage: The Greatest Showman
She’s singing “This Is Me” in the shower. I told her “This Is Annoying.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Greatest Showman
2017 Vintage: The Justice League Hype
Why was the 4th so “United”? Because we were all waiting to see if Batman and Superman could finally play nice together at the picnic.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Justice League Hype
2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad Logic
“We’re the bad guys, it’s what we do!” “No, Dave. You’re a middle-aged accountant who forgot to pay the water bill. You’re not ‘rotten’, you’re just disorganized.”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad Logic
2016 Legacy: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the Discord server. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Steph Curry Revolution
Why did NBA coaches start having nightmares about the half-court line? Because Steph Curry led the Warriors to their first title in 40 years, proving… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Steph Curry Revolution
2015 Vintage: The Man Bun
A guy with a tiny ponytail on the very top of his head orders a kale-infused gin. The bartender says, “I’ll give you the drink,… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Man Bun
2014 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Scared Spider
2014 Archive: The John Wick Realization
Don’t touch the dog. If 2014 taught us anything, it’s that Keanu Reeves can take out an entire mob with a pencil over a beagle.… Read More »2014 Archive: The John Wick Realization
2014 Archive: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that the ‘New Release’ drug is already being sold at 7-Eleven. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2