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2009 Legacy: The Technicality

 Why did the lawyer sue the “New Year”? For failing to provide a “resolution” to his pending cases.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid05/23/1996 16:02Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Motherboard_Max08/26/2001 23:42This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/15/2012 19:23I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Under_Const_Gif08/08/2007 00:08This site is never finished... with humor!
@Search_Scout_9906/16/2010 03:07Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Me_Gusta_Face10/21/2003 19:36Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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