2009 Archive: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my words. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “New Year”? For failing to provide a “resolution” to his pending cases. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Technicality
2009 Archive: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Palm Pre” to court? To prove that being “first” doesn’t mean you won’t be “sued into oblivion.” Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Evidence
2007 Classic: The Mojito
“Still muddling?” “Always. My hands are 40% mint by volume.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Classic: The Mojito
2007 Legacy: The M.I.A. “Paper Planes”
Why the cash register sounds? For the indie-sleaze anthem that turned a Clash sample into a global hit about visas and street culture. Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The M.I.A. “Paper Planes”
2007 Vintage: The IPL Formation
Why was the money moving to India? Because the plan for the Indian Premier League was born, promising to turn cricketers into millionaires overnight. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The IPL Formation
2007 Legacy: The Shift
I’m “changing” the way I talk. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: Fergie – “London Bridge”
Why was the holiday so “regal”? Because every time someone walked into the room, the kids shouted “Oh snap!” and started singing about the bridge… Read More »2006 Classic: Fergie – “London Bridge”
2005 Classic: The Velour Uniform
Why did the middle school hallway look like a single color palette? Because every teenage girl showed up in a matching pastel Juicy Couture velour… Read More »2005 Classic: The Velour Uniform
2004 Legacy: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out of this trend. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified