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2005 Classic: The Velour Uniform

Why did the middle school hallway look like a single color palette? Because every teenage girl showed up in a matching pastel Juicy Couture velour tracksuit with the word “Juicy” written across the back in rhinestones.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, iPod Video & Emo Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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