I’m “phasing” out of this trend.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
This is a comment on a funny joke.