Why did a handheld missile become an icon in 2022? Because it proved that “Fire and Forget” is the most effective way to handle a “Special Military Operation” that forgot to bring infantry support.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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