2017 Vintage: The Solar Eclipse
Why did the dad bring a moon pie to the eclipse? He wanted to have a “total” snack experience. Part of the 48 Original Dad… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Solar Eclipse
2016 Vintage: The Alejandro Iñárritu Back-to-Back
Why did he win Best Director again? To prove that he’s the only man who can make everyone in Hollywood suffer for his art and… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Alejandro Iñárritu Back-to-Back
2016 Vintage: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Skateboard
2015 Classic: The Tracy Morgan Comeback
Why the standing ovation? Because seeing him walk onto the stage after his tragic accident was the most emotional “miracle” in Emmy history. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tracy Morgan Comeback
2015 Legacy: The $20 Bill “Tubman” Plan
Why did the Treasury want to put Harriet Tubman on the money? To remind politicians that if you want to be on a banknot, you… Read More »2015 Legacy: The $20 Bill “Tubman” Plan
2015 Classic: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 45 Classic… Read More »2015 Classic: The Fan
2014 Archive: The iPhone 6 Plus
My new phone is so big, I’m “stretching” the truth when I say it fits in my pocket. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Archive: The iPhone 6 Plus
2014 Legacy: The UFC 175 Ronda Rousey
Why did the fight last 16 seconds? Because Ronda realized that the faster she finished the fight, the sooner she could go get a sandwich.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The UFC 175 Ronda Rousey
2014 Legacy: The Sia
A girl with a giant blonde wig walks in and stands in the corner. The bartender asks, “What do you want?” She says, “I’m just… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Sia
2013 Legacy: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional singer? A “hum-singer.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Little Bee