2024 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2024
Why were we so ready for 2025? Because after a year of “Brain Rot,” “Hawk Tuah,” and AI takeovers, we just wanted to see if… Read More »2024 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2024
2024 Classic: The Furiosa Engine
A movie that proved that Anya Taylor-Joy can survive anything as long as she has a monster truck and a mechanical arm. Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Furiosa Engine
2024 Archive: The Lionel Messi Copa America Win
Why was he crying again? This time it was an injury in the final, but his teammates brought home the win, giving him another trophy… Read More »2024 Archive: The Lionel Messi Copa America Win
2023 Classic: The “Zumwalt” Hypersonic Upgrade
Why? Because the Navy finally admitted the “Guns with no ammo” were just very expensive “Decorative Rails.” Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Zumwalt” Hypersonic Upgrade
2023 Archive: Sheep
I’m “following” the trend to the metaverse. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: Elon Musk & Twitter
Why was 2022 the year of the “Blue Checkmark” panic? Because Elon bought a social media platform for $44 billion just to find out that… Read More »2022 Archive: Elon Musk & Twitter
2022 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Jean Smart? For Hacks, proving that comedy legends don’t age; they just get sharper and more expensive to hire. Part of the 32 Emmy… Read More »2022 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2022 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “M2” was trying to run 50 Chrome tabs and a 4K “BeReal” upload. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2022 Archive: The Laptop Heat
2021 Legacy: The Final 2021 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another highly unusual school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, watching short… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Final 2021 June Bell
2021 Legacy: Mare of Easttown
Why was everyone obsessed with a vape and a hoagie? Because Kate Winslet proved that solving a murder while looking exhausted is the true 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: Mare of Easttown