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2022 Archive: Elon Musk & Twitter

 Why was 2022 the year of the “Blue Checkmark” panic? Because Elon bought a social media platform for $44 billion just to find out that “letting the sink in” is a very expensive way to change an app’s icon.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name…” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Super Bowl Coverage
The "Nipplegate" incident at the Super Bowl was the first major v...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
2025 Legacy: Freakier Friday
 Why was it the #1 comedy? Because watching Lindsay Lohan and Jam...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
In 2024, the world became a waiting room for the latest Taylor Sw...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
 Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
 Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
 Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »

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 Why was he everywhere? Because in 2024, between Twisters and Hit...read more »
2025 Classic: The End of 2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J08/04/1998 22:14Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Britney_Spears_Fan01/20/2002 09:01Oops, I laughed again!
@Fresh_Prince_Will07/11/2005 01:06Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Dorm_Room_Hero11/29/1999 08:22My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Overly_Attached04/18/2007 20:38I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair08/27/2011 14:01I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Influencer_9907/06/2002 20:01My followers need to see this!

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