Why? Because the Navy finally admitted the “Guns with no ammo” were just very expensive “Decorative Rails.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Deepfakes
Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition
In 2004, the "Mission Accomplished" vibe officially evaporated, r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.