2020 Archive: The Animal Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Berry
I’m “berry” much ready for 2021. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The 2020 Farewell
Why did the programmer cross the road? To see if the “Simulation” had a different ending on the other side. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2020 Classic: The 2020 Farewell
2020 Classic: The Sourdough Crust
Why did the bread get a gold medal in 2020? Because it was the only “rising” star in the house. Part of the 63 Original… Read More »2020 Classic: The Sourdough Crust
2019 Vintage: The Giannis Antetokounmpo First MVP
Why was he emotional? Because the “Greek Freak” went from selling sunglasses on the street to being the best basketball player on Earth. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Giannis Antetokounmpo First MVP
2018 Classic: The Tide Pod Part 2
A guy orders a drink and asks, “Does this look like it would clean my clothes?” The bartender says, “It’s 2018. If you eat laundry… Read More »2018 Classic: The Tide Pod Part 2
2018 Classic: The Mission
Impossible – Fallout Bathroom Fight: Henry Cavill “reloading” his arms is the most masculine thing I’ve ever seen. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Mission
2018 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why ÷ (Divide)? Because Ed Sheeran is the only person who can do math and make it sound like a love song. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
2017 Vintage: The Wonder Woman Shield
Why was DC finally smiling? Because Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins realized that if you put a woman in charge of saving the world, she’ll… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Wonder Woman Shield
2017 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2017 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute