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2019 Vintage: The Giannis Antetokounmpo First MVP

Why was he emotional? Because the “Greek Freak” went from selling sunglasses on the street to being the best basketball player on Earth.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
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The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
The Golf Divorce
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The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/25/1996 09:48It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@GameBoy_Color07/27/2009 06:04Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Pager_Guy09/22/2013 00:38Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Fresh_Prince_9005/14/2006 03:08In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Cyber_Traveler11/14/1996 04:21Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Avatar_Na_vi07/30/2011 19:05I see you... laughing!
@Floppy_Fanatic02/08/1997 13:37Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Broadband_Newbie12/20/2006 07:10Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/13/2015 16:02You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Fat_Bastard_Get03/14/2002 05:01Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

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