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1996 Vintage: The Mariah Carey Shock

Why did Mariah leave with zero awards despite 6 nominations? Because the Academy decided “One Sweet Day” was too much sugar, and in 1996, everyone preferred drinking vinegar with Alanis.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WebTV_Viewer06/18/2001 14:36Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
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