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2024 Archive: The Lionel Messi Copa America Win

Why was he crying again? This time it was an injury in the final, but his teammates brought home the win, giving him another trophy for his crowded cabinet.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@C++_Dev_9803/11/2011 04:17I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Mainframe_Manny07/04/1998 13:35Old school processing, new school laughs.
@WiFi_Zero_One05/22/2006 16:18Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/28/2009 04:50Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/03/2003 11:13WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/20/2001 23:29This joke is an Epic Win!
@Podcast_Listener05/08/2012 17:01I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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