Why did the fight last 16 seconds? Because Ronda realized that the faster she finished the fight, the sooner she could go get a sandwich.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!