2016 Vintage: Adele’s Piano Problem
Why was the sound so weird? Because a microphone fell into the piano, making Adele sound like she was singing in a haunted saloon—and even… Read More »2016 Vintage: Adele’s Piano Problem
2016 Vintage: The Deadpool Dating
Why is dating in 2016 like Deadpool? Because it’s full of fourth-wall breaking, everyone is wearing a mask, and most of the dialogue is too inappropriate for your… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Deadpool Dating
2016 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
“The most reliable tool in a year of uncertainty.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Humvee
Why the “JLTV” contract? Because after 30 years, we finally realized that a door should probably be able to stop more than a polite knock.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Humvee
2015 Classic: The “Crying with Laughter” Emoji
Why was the card so confusing? Because Oxford Dictionaries made 😂 the Word of the Year, and Grandma thought it meant everyone was sobbing over… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Crying with Laughter” Emoji
2015 Classic: The Launch of “Sway” (Microsoft)
Why were we making “canvases”? Because Microsoft tried to reinvent the presentation, but we all just kept using PowerPoint because change is scary. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Launch of “Sway” (Microsoft)
2015 Archive: Hotline Bling
Why was Dad dancing so weirdly in the hallway? Because Drake’s music video came out, and Dad realized that “awkward turtleneck dancing” was finally a… Read More »2015 Archive: Hotline Bling
2012 Classic: The Mayan Apocalypse
Why did the 2012 trick-or-treaters eat all their candy in one night? Because according to the ancient calendar, the world was ending in December, so… Read More »2012 Classic: The Mayan Apocalypse
2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Overload
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, and please stop playing this song every four minutes before I lose my… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Overload
2012 Classic: The Nick Nolte Face
Why was he nominated for Warrior? To show that “Grizzled” isn’t just a look; it’s a lifestyle choice that eventually leads to a gold statue.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Nick Nolte Face