Why the “JLTV” contract? Because after 30 years, we finally realized that a door should probably be able to stop more than a polite knock.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
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2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
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2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
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38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition
In 1999, the military was living on the edge of a digital apocaly...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
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Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.