2022 Vintage: The Northman Mud
Why Alexander Skarsgård? For a movie where everyone was 90% dirt, 10% Viking, and 100% dedicated to screaming at the moon. Part of the 38… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Northman Mud
2022 Vintage: Serena’s “Evolution”
Why was the US Open so “Gold”? Because Serena Williams played her final match in a diamond-encrusted dress, showing the world that she didn’t just… Read More »2022 Vintage: Serena’s “Evolution”
2022 Archive: The “Unholy” Sam Smith
They’re doing something unholy at the body shop. 2022 is the year of the “TikTok-Viral-Burlesque.” Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap &… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Unholy” Sam Smith
2021 Classic: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have the Delta variant.” “Why?” “Because I’m tired of the Greek alphabet.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine… Read More »2021 Classic: The Second Opinion
2021 Vintage: The Sea Shanty (Wellerman)
Why were we all singing like 19th-century sailors? Because in 2021, TikTok decided that “Soon may the Wellerman come” was the only way to express… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Sea Shanty (Wellerman)
2018 Vintage: The “Leave a Light On”
Tom Walker is making us all feel things in our soul. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Mark Hamill Appearance
Why was he there? To remind us that “The Force” is strong, even in a room full of people who think they’re more powerful than… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Mark Hamill Appearance
2017 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Sing win? Because the Academy loves a choir, especially if it’s in Hungarian. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short
2016 Vintage: The Deadpool Dating
Why is dating in 2016 like Deadpool? Because it’s full of fourth-wall breaking, everyone is wearing a mask, and most of the dialogue is too inappropriate for your… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Deadpool Dating
2016 Legacy: The Bridget Jones’s Baby
“Who’s the father?” “The guy who pays the child support, hopefully.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Bridget Jones’s Baby