2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half the bar space. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse,… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
2024 Legacy: The Civil War “What kind of American?”
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that every audience member in 2024 decided to stay in their own state forever. Part of… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Civil War “What kind of American?”
2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist
I went in for a concert and left with a “Dad is a serial killer” reveal. Peak 2024 Josh Hartnett. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist
2024 Archive: The “Trash Can” Astros Return
Why did they win the division again? Because despite a terrible start, the Astros reminded everyone that October in Houston is a tradition that won’t… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Trash Can” Astros Return
2023 Classic: The Magnet
I’m “drawn” to the new neural networks. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Blur “The Ballad of Darren”
Why the swimming pool? For Damon Albarn and the boys returning to show everyone that Britpop is eternal, as long as you’re a bit melancholy… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Blur “The Ballad of Darren”
2023 Vintage: The “Lucky Girl” Syndrome
Why did the receptionist stop answering the phone? She told HR she was practicing “Lucky Girl Syndrome” and that the “Right Opportunities” would find her… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Lucky Girl” Syndrome
2023 Legacy: The Mimosa
“The only way to survive a ‘Girl Dinner’ morning.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being “part of your world” the underwater anthem of the summer. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
2022 Archive: The “Unholy” Sam Smith
They’re doing something unholy at the body shop. 2022 is the year of the “TikTok-Viral-Burlesque.” Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap &… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Unholy” Sam Smith