Why did the receptionist stop answering the phone? She told HR she was practicing “Lucky Girl Syndrome” and that the “Right Opportunities” would find her without her having to work.
Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Vision Pro” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!