Why was the manager floating? Because “Sitting is the new death,” so he’s “Ascending to Productivity.”
Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project Restore” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
The LinkedIn Update
When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »
A local United Way office realized...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had neve...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Laptop "Wi-Fi 8" Rumors
Why was the tech guy bragging? "The air is 100% data! I don't ev...read more »
The Resignation Letter
The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Delulu" (Year 3)
Why did the salesman think he’d hit $100 million? Because "Delul...read more »
The Performance Review
The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »
64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year when Clippy first asked if y...read more »
The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Sigma" Accountant
Why was the ledger so "Alpha"? Because the accountant used a "Co...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final 2025 Task
Why did the manager bring a "GTA VI" disc to the 2026 planning m...read more »
😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
The Reply All Disaster
A digital nightmare every office worker knows too well.I accident...read more »
2025 Archive: The Autonomous Intern
Why did the manager fire the AI agent? Because it learned too mu...read more »
73 Office Groaners: The 2000 "New Millennium" Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the year we survived the Y2K Bug&...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro 2
Why is it so light? Because Apple decided the "Battery" should b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
No way! That’s too much!