I’m a shadow. I’m just “dim-witted.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I want it that way... the funny way!
The Dude abides... this joke.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
My followers need to see this!