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2003 Archive: The Garlic

 I’m “breath-taking.”

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom04/20/2010 09:04I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Home_Alone_Kevin02/28/1995 02:46Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Britney_Spears_Fan01/14/2004 19:05Oops, I laughed again!
@Broadband_Newbie04/06/1998 08:21Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Shagadelic_9709/18/1995 20:32This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Napoleon_Dyna11/23/1998 10:05Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Numa_Numa_Guy06/25/2010 23:06Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Map_Maker_X04/11/2002 13:26The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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