Why was the card so confusing? Because Oxford Dictionaries made 😂 the Word of the Year, and Grandma thought it meant everyone was sobbing over the dry stuffing.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
2023 Archive: Succession (The Finale)
Why did nobody want to give up the remote? Because after the fina...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
High five for this joke!
This joke is an Epic Win!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.