Why was Dad dancing so weirdly in the hallway? Because Drake’s music video came out, and Dad realized that “awkward turtleneck dancing” was finally a cool thing for middle-aged men to do.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!