2009 Classic: The USB “Warm Gloves”
Why was the worker wearing mittens? Because 2009 “USB Heating” was the only way to survive the office AC. Part of the 72 Office Groaners:… Read More »2009 Classic: The USB “Warm Gloves”
2008 Legacy: The Router
I’m “routing” for the underdogs. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my life. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: Rihanna (Umbrella)
Why was 2007 so rainy? Because Rihanna promised we could stand under her umbrella, but she didn’t mention it would be playing on a loop… Read More »2007 Classic: Rihanna (Umbrella)
2007 Archive: The 300 Part 2
“Tonight we dine in hell!” “Actually, we’re dining at Applebee’s because I have a coupon.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns”… Read More »2007 Archive: The 300 Part 2
2007 Archive: The Surge in Iraq
Why did George W. Bush send 30,000 more troops? Because “Mission Accomplished” was now four years old and starting to feel like a very cruel… Read More »2007 Archive: The Surge in Iraq
2006 Archive: The Snow Patrol Fan
“If I lay here… if I just lay here… will you change the bulb for me?” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 –… Read More »2006 Archive: The Snow Patrol Fan
2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Loop
Why was the 4th so romantic? Because Mariah Carey owned the radio every 15 minutes, making even eating a messy rib in the sun feel… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Loop
2005 Vintage: The Incredibles (Again)
Why did the lawyer love the villain Syndrome? Because he also wanted to make sure that “when everyone is special, no one is” (especially without… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Incredibles (Again)
2005 Classic: The Brokeback Mountain Case
Why did the lawyer love the movie? He saw it as a 2-hour long deposition on “hidden partnership agreements.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Brokeback Mountain Case