Why did the lawyer love the villain Syndrome? Because he also wanted to make sure that “when everyone is special, no one is” (especially without a lawyer).
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Devil's Contract
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The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
The Retainer Fee
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A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
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A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.