2002 Classic: The Clippy Sermon Hijack
The pastor screaming at the office desktop computer because the animated paperclip helper keeps interrupting his typing to ask if he is trying to write… Read More »2002 Classic: The Clippy Sermon Hijack
2002 Classic: The Spider-Sense
My mother-in-law has a “Spider-Sense.” She can feel from three towns away if I’ve sat down on the sofa before finishing the vacuuming. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Spider-Sense
2000 Legacy: The Matrix Sequel
A guy asks, “When is the next Matrix coming out?” The bartender says, “Drink this, and you won’t care.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Matrix Sequel
2000 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why A Bug’s Life? Because in 2000, even the ants had better music than most boy bands. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
1999 Legacy: The Orange
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad we survived the 90s? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Orange
1999 Vintage: The Creed “Human Clay”
Why the arms wide open? For the band that proved you could sell 11 million albums by sounding exactly like a very dramatic church service.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Creed “Human Clay”
1999 Archive: The Cyber-Security
Why did the boss change his password to “1234”? To make sure the Y2K bug couldn’t guess it. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Cyber-Security
1999 Vintage: The Digital Camera
We have 2 megapixels now! I can finally see the individual crumbs on the floor in the photos he takes. Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Digital Camera
1999 Archive: The Map
I bought her an electronic map. It started crying after she tried to argue with the “Estimated Time of Arrival.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1999 Archive: The Map
1999 Classic: The Heart 2
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m excited for the party!” “I’m not, I’m working the ER shift.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Classic: The Heart 2