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1999 Classic: The Heart 2

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m excited for the party!” “I’m not, I’m working the ER shift.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_311/10/2005 17:59Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Zelda_Link10/22/1999 04:37It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Fresh_Prince_9009/25/2015 00:43In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Matrix_Rebel12/26/1997 21:37I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam06/11/2001 14:17I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/25/1997 00:11Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Leave_Britney_A08/09/2014 22:44Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Mocking_Sponge03/27/2005 22:19mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Podcast_Listener01/22/2006 15:25I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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