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2002 Classic: The Clippy Sermon Hijack

The pastor screaming at the office desktop computer because the animated paperclip helper keeps interrupting his typing to ask if he is trying to write a Sunday homily.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original10/26/1995 15:49Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Flash_Player_Fan04/08/2004 12:45Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@QuickTime_Viewer01/19/1999 06:59Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Walter_Sobchak12/29/2011 17:45Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Breakfast_Club_B05/04/2001 09:08Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Doge_Much_Funny04/23/1995 10:31Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Rocket_Jumper12/18/2004 20:02This humor took me to new heights!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan02/18/2002 04:12OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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