2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Loop
Why was the 4th so romantic? Because Mariah Carey owned the radio every 15 minutes, making even eating a messy rib in the sun feel… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Loop
2004 Classic: The Norah Jones “Feels Like Home”
Why the second sweep? For proving that the quietest voice in music could still sell a million copies in a single week. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Norah Jones “Feels Like Home”
2004 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my blog? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Annie
2004 Vintage: The “White Chicks” Makeup
Why was it a target? For proving that “invisible” makeup only works if you don’t look like a porcelain doll that’s about to come to… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “White Chicks” Makeup
2003 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new electric coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2003 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2003 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my new phone snaps a photo! Part of the 37… Read More »2003 Classic: The Cargo
2003 Archive: The OutKast “Hey Ya!”
Why was the tourist “shaking it like a Polaroid picture”? Because the song was playing and he didn’t realize that in 2003, shaking a Polaroid… Read More »2003 Archive: The OutKast “Hey Ya!”
2002 Archive: The Kelly Clarkson Dream
“I’m ‘A Moment Like This’!” “No, Harold, you’re ‘A Moment Like That’—short, forgettable, and eventually replaced by a country singer.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Kelly Clarkson Dream
2002 Archive: The 28 Days Later
I told her the house looks like a zombie movie. She told me that’s because I haven’t cleaned my “lab” (the basement). Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The 28 Days Later
2002 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did the war movie win? Because cutting 100 hours of desert footage into a coherent battle is the ultimate puzzle. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Classic: The Best Film Editing