The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new electric coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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