2003 Classic: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my new phone snaps a photo!

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@DialUp_Dreamer01/14/2004 23:20Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@SpiceGirls_Fan11/11/2003 22:38Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Dial_Up_King02/21/1995 12:14Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Simpson_Quotes08/30/1997 05:26D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Project_Mayhem08/10/1998 10:39Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Daria_Morg02/14/2002 09:52My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Loituma_Girl05/29/2008 04:59Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@LiveJournal_Deep02/09/1999 13:46Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Keep_Calm_Fan07/16/2001 12:10Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.